This is a blog that I have no idea if and when you will ever get to read. This is because just like Pamela Andersen’s husband, I woke up facing two mountains to climb. Firstly, the satellite that supplies the ummmm……..thing…….that makes the internet, phones and the ATM work...

As Britney once said in a rare moment of sobriety “whoops, I did it again.”………..just replace the whoops with the word bugger and you have the perfect quote to describe my morning. I did indeed do it again and once more dear friends goeth I into the doghouse. Heidi had spent...