I was dreaming of George Hamilton……………..I don’t know but I was…………….he and I were sitting on a yacht eating caviar surrounded by beautiful women…………..there were two gorgeous ladies standing at the bar…………….they started to………..and then the alarm went off……………..I woke up thinking that for a small...

I had no intention of writing a blog today but after the experiences of this Friday I had to put them down on paper or in this case my lapdancer top thingy. First of all let me do something. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH There, that’s better…………..I had a...

I cannot remember the last time I spent so much time sitting down and for the last three days from the hours of 8 am – 7 pm — that is exactly what I have been doing……………..sitting…………sitting and more sitting……………………and...

There are many of our cruise ship guests who do not appreciate the fact that we have a dedicated cigar bar on our ships but as I sit here and write to you and with respect……………..those people at this moment in time are far from my mind. It has been a long and productive day...

It was around 5 am that the spicy sauce from the previous night’s chicken wings decided to return in a gaseous form and I woke wondering if someone had hidden an AK 47 under the blankets. After discovering that the sounds of automatic gun fire were in fact coming from my bottom, I tried to [.....

GIANTS:……….a being with human form but superhuman size, strength. 2. a person or thing of unusually great size, power, importance, So says the Oxford Dictionary and tonight the New York Giants were indeed super human showing great size in defense and super human dedication in overcoming...

Good morning, it’s Sunday and as I write this to you at 8:30 am, Heidi is enjoying an extra hour of sleep. I can see her now in the bedroom doing her usual starfish impression. I would like to say she was dreaming of me now but last night she confessed her undying love to [...]

My school days were a mixture of hard work, strict discipline accompanied by a forced sports program and home work each and every night. Our uniform was a bizarre mixture of purple and black with the trousers made from a torturous material called “serge.” This material had you feeling like...

It’s Wednesday and in between preparing for next week, scheduling and meeting with various folks I thought I would drop you all a line.We are in St. Maarten today along with the usual gaggle of cruise ships of all shapes and sizes. Even some of the private yachts that were with us in the Med [...

Hello John…….we missed you John……………great to see you and welcome home. These proclamations have been ringing in my ears since I walked onboard the Carnival Freedom a few hours ago……………more about that later. Firstly, lets go back...