On average during a 12-day cruise, I receive 150 letters. Most are dedications. Some are comments. A few are complaints and then there ones that fall into the category of “what the hell are you telling me this for”? Here is such a letter. I read this letter at the Morning Show a few days ago and [.....

And so it begins. Guest: Mr. __________ Ref: 002804925A Cabin: _______ Booking#: ________ Added-Changed: 09/23/08 - 09/24/08 CLOSET TOO SMALL Mr. ________ was cutting the line and shouting in Russian. Purser asked guest to stop shouting and then went to the back office to ask Roxana to come and assist...

Good Morning from Civitavecchia. It’s 5:45 am and we are just getting ready to start our debarkation process………….so while I wait for permission to start from the authorities, let’s talk about sex. Last night I had two hours worth of it and it was absolutely mind numbingly...