Last cruise our 124 Russian guests were brilliant. They danced, they laughed and they had a wonderful time and we all enjoyed having them onboard. This week we only have 23 and 22 seem very nice as well……….one though………..well………have a read. Guest...

And so I have upset two lovely lady guests…………..as you will see Now, in my defense, when hosting the marriage show I always ask for all the honeymoon ladies to stand up. I then ask for four ladies who feel that, without exception, their marriage proposal was the most extraordinary...

So, here we are in Venice, the City of Lights and the city with the worst service in the entire universe. Yes, the universe, because if there was a restaurant on the planet Zog that served one-eyed walrus type creatures a plate of three-headed slime maggots ………it would still be better...

Bugger! Well, she is correct. I did say they were expecting rain, both verbally and in the Carnival Capers, because that’s what www.weather.com told me. Good morning by the way from the straits of Messina where as I write it is ……guess what………….raining. This...