Good Evening from Dallas. The home of the Cowboys, great steaks, JR, Miss Ellie and of course……….that great American Icon……….the Pick Up Truck. I have never seen so many. I guess that’s because I have never been to the south before except Miami which I guess...

I thought I spoke English and that my command of Her Majesty’s language was pretty good. Certainly there re a few words I don’t understand, but unless I am talking to a man with a beard about quantum physics or a woman with a beard about the internal organs of the lesser spotted Mongolian [...]

I don’t know where she got the idea, but last week Heidi, suddenly produced a fully decorated swear box and announced that there were new rules for us all to follow. It was going to be $1 or £1 per swear word, and at the end of the year the money would go to the [...]