I’m tired. I just finished a two and a half hour lunch with a group of people who spoke very little English and were determined to enjoy the hospitality of the ship. Good Evening one and all. We have just left Malaga, Spain and after the usual plaque ceremony I hosted a lunch for various dignitaries...

Sometimes, I think my job is nearly as difficult as being a door-to-door salesman …….selling doors. “Hello, would you like to buy a door….oh bugger, you already have one.” Anyway, there are moments when that job may be a welcome break. Here is one example why. Guest: Mrs. _________...