You don’t really get a sense of scale from the pictures — nor do you get an impression of just how colourful and vibrant it is. Designed by a man called Brock, it has an extraordinary blend of fun and presence all with leviathan proportions. It sits on an empty lot and this morning I got [...]

The bidet is as pointless as the Koala Bear. A Koala bear sleeps for 20 hours a day, only waking up to feed on tasteless eucalyptus leaves, which make it as stoned as a Rastafarian monk. ……….if a Koala Bear could get one of his mates to braid his fur…..he would. The plant makes...

Normally when I write about my air travels, I talk about the strange people I meet, the rudeness of the airport staff or how flying turns my bottom into a crop duster. On this flight to Philadelphia, though, I only have two positive things to mention. I shall ignore the fact that the plane was old [...

Here we are in Philadelphia and the whole city is completely nuts. In tomorrow mornings blog I will tell you all about what happened last night as reported by our driver and the hotel staff. One thing I can tell you is if you thought the beach ball thing was a massive success [...]

Interview with Big Tex, Carnival Fantasy’s Cruise Director mom John interviews the creative guys from Arnold ShareThis       

Two nights ago I went to Publix. I needed to buy some bottled water (I refuse to pay $5 a bottle at the hotel) some toothpaste, a bag of Doritos (I know I shouldn’t) and some extra strength hemorrhoid cream. I paid $21 with my credit card and off I went. Next door was a [...]

Well, we just finished another two-hour meeting about the Philadelphia thingy and it is going to be something very special. I will chat more about that later but first ……………… let’s talk music. It was decided that we would have amongst a host of entertainment features…………a...