I remember the first time I went to see a basketball game. I was 25 years old and went with the cruise director of the Carnival Fantasy, Gary Hunter, and entertainer Tim Harkleroad. We drove from Miami where the ship was spending 10 days before her inaugural cruise……………...

I thought I spoke English and that my command of Her Majesty’s language was pretty good. Certainly there re a few words I don’t understand, but unless I am talking to a man with a beard about quantum physics or a woman with a beard about the internal organs of the lesser spotted Mongolian [...]

Manners cost nothing…………..these are words that were drummed into me from a very young age by my Mum and Dad. Unfortunately, while my parents were banging on that drum, it seems the parents of people I have met today were banging something else. Please and thank you………two...

I wish you could have been there. The new Cruise Director Jen was there………so was Heidi and the thingy………and about 200 guests. It happened just now and I ran ………….. OK, walked fast……..straight from my Q&A, after my travel talk...

I just want to say………I am straight. I am so straight you could grow blackberrys up me. If you put oil in my bellybutton you could use me as a spirit level. Now, don’t get me wrong……….I am in no way shape or form homophobic either. If I found a man in my bath...

I have decided to study American Politics. I do so because following a brief mention of the Republican Parties candidate for Vice President Lara Croft……..sorry……..Sarah Palin I received this comment from a blogger. From: Leavitt, Stephanie (CCL) Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008...

I sat in a meeting this morning and the chap next to me had something called an Apple In The Eye Phone. ……….I had heard all about this must have thingy but this was the first time I had seen one up close. I had heard some owners say that it was wonderful and some [...]

After spending years scorning the Eye Pod I admit that since Heidi bought me one I have accepted it into my life and confess that I am a born again Poder. However……………after today…………….I wish I never had. In the beginning, listening to an iPod...

If I have to listen to one more Italian pop song I think I may do someone some serious damage with a chair leg. The PA tests started again today at 8 am…………..I was already awake but yet to start the day and as I minced around the cabin without warning I was hit with Italian [...