I am alergic to coconut.  I cannot drink it or drink from it or have it once the outer shell is cut near me.  I Waste as well as any of the Monkeyhead Wasters Club!  I can tell stories of wasting that would make RC cruiser's swoon (everyone knows that most of what they try to tell us about their superior cruises is a waste).  I cannot, because of this condition of which I have no control, be a Monkeyhead waster.  I feel that I am discriminated against! I see the elite Monkeyheads reveling in their waste while I can only just waste.  Where is the justice?  Is there no other form of wasting that they will tolerate?  Could they not possibly have a subdivision of maybe brass elephant goblet Wasters?  I would not now even ask that I could have the right to a vote in the nominations.  I would ask for the right to serve monkeyheads to the full members but that would cause me to break out in a rash.  Consider Please!

myston:

I am alergic to coconut.  I cannot drink it or drink from it or have it once the outer shell is cut near me.  I Waste as well as any of the Monkeyhead Wasters Club!  I can tell stories of wasting that would make RC cruiser's swoon (everyone knows that most of what they try to tell us about their superior cruises is a waste).  I cannot, because of this condition of which I have no control, be a Monkeyhead waster.  I feel that I am discriminated against! I see the elite Monkeyheads reveling in their waste while I can only just waste.  Where is the justice?  Is there no other form of wasting that they will tolerate?  Could they not possibly have a subdivision of maybe brass elephant goblet Wasters?  I would not now even ask that I could have the right to a vote in the nominations.  I would ask for the right to serve monkeyheads to the full members but that would cause me to break out in a rash.  Consider Please!

Oh, My!

The Monkeyhead Wasters DO NOT discriminate against anybody!  You DO NOT have to own/buy/drink out of or otherwise go near a coconut to be a member!  All you have to do is take the pledge to

I (insert your name here) promise to do my best to be the biggest waster on my cruise, partake in as many drinks as humanly possible, and I Solemnly swear that I will have fun, waste  money,and not complain.

So, please, if you really want to be one of us, be one of us! 

But, we also DO NOT allow complainers! lol

And besides, most of them are styrofoam nowadays, anyway, and if they're not, they are dry, and have a plastic cup inside that you drink out of!

Most sincerely,

Ramona

 Oh myston, you should know that the coconut is just a symbol of the waste we promote.  What is important is what is in that coconut and the pleasure it brings when sipping it on the deck of a ship at sea.  Please join us on our Dream cruise and bring your brass elephant goblet, I would love to see it and be amazed at your ability to waste!!!

I never thought of this group as potential eliteists.  Maybe there is hope for us yet!  Myston, dude, you are thinking way to narrow.  While "It's all about the coconut", it really isn't about the coconut.  You are nuttin' up over the nut.  I'm personally allergic to people with eliteist attitudes or take themselves too seriously.  Makes me break out in sarcasm.  I welcome you to the group, I get your message clearly.  So settle in, grab a drink and relax.  Don't make us send Guido and the boys over to force feed you a Mounds.

Myston, how funny. Not that you are allergic to coconuts, that is sad but that you believe we are intolerant eliteists. You are correct, if you joined after the nominations began, you would not be eligible to nominate or vote in this election, but otherwise we would treat you just as we would any other new monkeyhead. You would have to buy the first drink of the day on the dream cruise to prove that you truly are a waster. We’ll make sure there are no real coconuts around. The question is, do you really want to give up your sanity by joining us?? Now for the important things. I want to know who called us intolerant eliteists? Damn it, I am the only intolerant person in this club and I don’t want to share that with anyone. Now I will nominate you as a member of the intolerant eliteist monkeyhead wasters club, That’s a mouthful. Ah to heck with it, I also give you my vote. Welcome aboard now take a valium, (your going to need it), have a drink of your choice in the cup of your choice.

John :

Don't make us send Guido and the boys over to force feed you a Mounds.

Oh my god John.  Thank you for making me burst out laughing and spew my coffee all over my computer monitor! 

Was definately a welcome outburst considering the state of the rest of the world today.  Thank you.

I feel absolutly vindicated!  My wasting has not been in vain. I have taken the oath! I will waste with the best of the wasters.  Please not Guido!!  (that was very good John)

the fun there is to have...

Now to a serious note:  has anyone noticed how really civilized the Swiss are?  Note the Swiss army knife, one of it's main tools is a corkscrew.   How could one ever consider going to war and not being able to open the wine bottles?

 Personally we don't go any where with out one, corkscrew not Swiss Army Knife.  We have on in each car, one in Bills shave kit one in my vanity case, several in the kitchen drawers and a couple in the hutch.  Oh and one hanging on the coffe cupboard.  One must be prepared at all times!!

Hmmmmmmm,   is glassbeagle a wino????   Red wine, white wine, ripple,  anything is a brown paper bag.  What is her favorite wine???

Hic

Sioux

She may have a favorite wine but at least she doesn't have a favorite whine.  Not acceptable in MHWC. Californians carry a corkscrew.  One of our laws.  Of course, pushing in the cork also works....or so I'm told.   I worked with fine wines for years and used to laugh about screw caps.  Now the good wines are coming with screw caps.  What is the world coming to????

irishlizz:

John :

Don't make us send Guido and the boys over to force feed you a Mounds.

Oh my god John.  Thank you for making me burst out laughing and spew my coffee all over my computer monitor! 

Was definately a welcome outburst considering the state of the rest of the world today.  Thank you.

Was there a problem in the world today?  I was too busy imagining a warm beach, a drink, and someone to peel me some grapes.  Just clean your monitor and get back into life.  I usually just offend someone, you actually laughed.  huh.  You're just encouraging me.

 well here goes another John...I'm with Lizz ... that was too funny !!....this is what this club is about...FUN  & a little sarcasm.....and ALOT  of wasting....and who cares if you can't drink out of the cocnut...as long as you are drinking !!.....HAPPY CRUISING !!

 oh and again with Lizz....love my wine and have lots of corkscrews my self...hmm  maybe we are wineohs!!!.......oh well off to get another glass !    Lizz would you like one ?

Oh definately samantha... close enough to noon for me!  LOL