Auntie BooBoo:

The breakfast was fantastic, the massage was just what the dr. ordered, the lunch was to die for and the nap was exactly what I needed. Now I'm ready for the most perfect evening with the warm breeze and a star lit night.

The new monkey picture is cute Tom! You come up with some pretty good pictures.

He really does come up with some good pictures.

I am headed to the fruit table because i hear they just put out a fresh bowl of strawberries to dip in the chocolate fountain.

Nice monkey Capt Tom

 What's the DOD? Oh, studmuffin! Can I get 2 DODs over here in my hammock?

 Where are we btw?  I might get up outta my hammock depending on what is going on?

Does it matter where we are?  Could I even understand it?  I filled my camelback with rummmmmm punch and I'm laying in my hammock getting an incredible foot massage from one of then wenches.   "that's it honey, and keep that tube in my mouth........tell Jimmy to play Changes in Latitudes......"

 woo hoo

John, I will HAPPILY message your... feet forever IF you tell me what in the ever-lovin' ... did I do with the keys to my lockbox?  It has my passport in it - (and my next  checkbook... and I need that now) but the Legend leaves in 86 days and I NEED MY FREAKING PASSPORT!

Quick, someone... get me a drink... something cold and strong... and then remind me WHY I moved before a cruise?  I used to know where they were!  OK, back to the great key hunt... need my passport... need my passport... need my passport...

Maybe you dropped them in the sand on the beach by the pool area on the Obsession?  I see one of those geekie guys in black socks and sandals using his metal finder over there.  Good luck with finding the keys.  If you can't, do what I would do.  Have a couple of drinks and then bust into that $^%# lockbox.  Cheaper and easier to buy a new one than get a new passport.  Don't worry about my feet, at least one of them is usually in my mouth anyway.

do we have the chocolate fountain set up again - got my suit on  --- canyou get the Obsession to sail toward New Orleans --- but stop short and pull in the port of Gulfport - I  will hop back on board there :-)        Would be so nice to get on board only 60 miles from home HA

Gnome lady I have two suggestions - pick one

crowbar

locksmith

:-)

I moved 3 years ago and I'm still looking for things that I used to know where they were - moving is a pain

3rd option - 2 paperclips in my son's hands.... lets call it a fireproof box from now on... by no means should the word 'lock' be involved!

and yes, we have a fulltime staff of chocolate fountain fixers un board now... not to worry...

What is the dod?  I'm thirsty!

let's sail tomorrow - but I don't have a passport at all yet - on last sailing it wasn't required

Believe me, if I had the means, I'd have at least one more booked and ready for me to board... I'm lucky I booked my cruise on the Legend early enough to be able to make many, many payments on it...

But, till then, the Obsession will take us where we want to go... I'm thinking South Pacific - Oh, and the Obsession doesn't require any passports - just an imagination...

 I got my drink, heading to the hammock on the Lido beach... listening to the Steel Drums... (heavy sigh) beach volley ball, anyone?

I locked my fireproof lock box and like you I cannot find the keys either! BUT fortunatly I had taken my passport out so I could go to Canada, now if I could only remember the keys are.

Could someone bring me a Cran-Raspberry and Malibu Rum please!

as  always on the Obession, drinks are on the way!   I see pirates in the horizon but we are always safe on the Obession.

Ok, it's snowing here and I just can't handle it yet, so, please mix me a slushy drink and let's sail someplace warm with tropical breezes, warm water and lots and lots of sun! I want to feel the warmth of the sun on my little face. Could someone please bring me some chocolate covered strawberries please.

I would also like to book a massage for later, and I'll have dinner in the supper club.