Men Are Just Happier
People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays
put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate
is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water
park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too
icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them...
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about
tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your
own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend...
Your underwear is $8.95
for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never
have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle
lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You
can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one
color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You
can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December
24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are
happier.
Read and post cruise reviewsCARNIVAL DESTINY - APRIL 2004- SOUTHERN CARIBBEAN
San Juan, St. Thomas, Dominica, Barbados, & Aruba
CARNIVAL CONQUEST- MAR 2007 - WESTERN CARIBBEAN
Galveston, Montego Bay, Grand Cayman, & Cozumel
CARNIVAL FASCINATION - AUG 2008 - HURRICANE FAYE
Miami; Grand Turk
CARNIVAL PRIDE - AUG 2009 - BAHAMAS
Baltimore; Grand Turk ; Half Moon Cay, Bahamas ; Nassau, Bahamas ; Freeport, Bahamas
CARNIVAL GLORY - APR 2011 EASTERN CARIBBEAN:
Miami, FL ; Half Moon Cay, Bahamas; St. Thomas, USVI ; San Juan, Puerto Rico ; Grand Turk
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