My husband is in Barbados. I'm stuck at home. So I just read this ENTIRE thread. and I have 3 things to say.

#1. it's spelled retarded.   (and Va_cruiser...he was an idiot and couldn't even understand what you were trying to tell him.)

#2. Someone said they caught shingles from a pool.   ?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 (doubtful unless you were never exposed to the chickenpox, and in that case you could have gotten it anywhere!)

#3. This was SO entertaining.

and I'll add one more....

#4.  The POOL isn't the only thing to do on a cruise!!!!! If that's the case buy a pool for your backyard instead of your next cruise!

Thanks for the great read!! Any other good threads I might want to read? Link me to them please...I got all week without the hubby and I need more reading material!