I hope the "yellowbird" is permanantly shut down. That boat ruined our cruise aboard the Fascination. My girlfriend was poisoned on the yellowbird and spent the majority of the rest of the cruise sick and in bed. We both consumed two drinks provided by the yellowbird staff. The last drink of the two that she had was served while I was in the nasty bathroom aboard. The drinks were mixed in an area not visible to the public. In less than fifteen minutes time, she went from fine to passed out. She started vomiting violently, could not move, started trembling, and her body temperature went up and down several times. This was NOT a case of simple alcoholic intoxication. There were children on board the yellowbird, and the DJ dropped the "F" bomb countless times, groped women, and made reference to their genitalia. The bathroom was absolutely disgusting, having *** on the wall and floor. If you tried to wash your hands in the sink, that water simply ran all over your feet because there was no drain pipe attached to the bottom of the sink. I did not notice the missing drain pipe until it was too late and my shoes were drenched. There was no light in the bathroom, so the missing pipe could only be seen from sunlight when the door was opened. Most of the railing on the top deck was broken. On the island that the yellowbird took us to, Marijuana and Cocaine were being sold behind the bathroom. This shore excursion was a nightmare. While I realize Carnival is not responsible for the yellowbird, this excursion was advertised and booked aboard the Fascination. I do not hold Carnival responsible for this, however, I think everyone should know details about this excursion. I do not trust Carnival for future excursions and thus, am leary of ever making plans to vacation with Carnival again. Thanks, -Lee