Been watching the monkeyhead mania since yesterday and I think I'm a "wannabe" can anyone join and where do I get my official card?

Of course you can join.  All that is required is a fun and crazy attitude, much enthusiasm and did I say fun and crazy?  The one rule we do have is no whiners or complainers allowed.  This is all about fun!

Waiter.  Swing on over with one of those Miami Vice boat drinks.  In a monkey head cup please.

 Irishlizz, you forgot to tell them that they need to get a Monkeyhead drink on thier next cruise so they can take a picture of it to include in there signature!!

Thanks IrishLizz, now how do I get the clock and all the fancy wavy writing to show up on my page? 

 Click on the link for the cruise clock that is in my post it will take you to the site where you build you own clock.  Once you have created your clock you copy the code and paste it into your signature.  Be sure to save your changes or the clock won't come up, just the code.  It's pretty much the same for the wave thing.