John Heald's Blog : Tales from the Ship

Looking Through the Porthole

John Heald's Blog — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:19:09 GMT

It’s a good job Heidi got pregnant. That’s because this morning I received a letter from the British Adoption service we had registered with a few months ago. Unfortunately, despite the fact that Heidi and I would have loved the child beyond...(read more)

A Winter’s Day

John Heald's Blog — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 22:48:31 GMT

So, I spoke to my mate Ken the maitre d yesterday……….well……………..when I say spoke we, of course, used the e mail thingy but we had a good conversation. We have been friends for many years and I like to think...(read more)

The Chair

John Heald's Blog — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 22:23:23 GMT

Life was much easier when man lived in caves. We spent the day pulling women around by the hair, hunting, drawing on the walls and crapping in the corner. There were no forced trips to IKEA, no bollockings for leaving underwear on the bathroom floor or...(read more)

24 hours of blog

John Heald's Blog — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:38:45 GMT

Last night I wanted to be back in the United States because you were all being treated to one of the most eagerly awaited television shows in modern history. I’m talking, of course, about 24 - Redemption, the further adventures of Jack Bauer, CTU’s (beep...(read more)

I hate jet lag

John Heald's Blog — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:13:57 GMT

It has you doing the strangest things at 4 am. I won’t go into detail, but in the wee small hours of this morning, me and the toilet were joined at the bottom. After making my deposit and knowing that sleep would avoid me, I ventured downstairs...(read more)

We Are Family

John Heald's Blog — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 23:03:57 GMT

Just once………………just one time………………I would like to be able to sit here and tell you that my flight went well……………that I sat next to a normal person……………...(read more)

Advantage Miss Navratilova

John Heald's Blog — Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:04:58 GMT

If American Airlines was the snake in the garden of Eden, Eve would have paid for her own apple………………………..bloody hell……………$2 for a pair of headphones to watch a movie...(read more)

Bond is Back………….Or is He?

John Heald's Blog — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 23:49:36 GMT

Just before I start venting let me start by saying Good Morning less I forget to do so later…………………”Good Morning.” Well it’s going to be quite a day. I have to pack…………………...(read more)

Back to the Future

John Heald's Blog — Sun, 16 Nov 2008 01:15:46 GMT

I have never been much of a fan of parties. Maybe this comes from the fact that I was hardly ever invited to one and when I was…………….no bugger spoke to me. I would arrive at the party with dreams of meeting a girl ……………any...(read more)

Update on the videos

John Heald's Blog — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 22:38:47 GMT

Hi Everyone, We apologize for the difficulty with the streaming video. I know some folks experienced some delays, but we had some connection issues. Please don’t worry if you weren’t able to watch live. All our videos are available for replay...(read more)

Watch John Live Onboard the Carnival Splendor

John Heald's Blog — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:00:29 GMT

Hi Everyone! Join us as we welcome the newest addition to the Fun Ship fleet, the Carnival Splendor, as it makes its stateside debut in Fort Lauderdale. John will be roaming the ship and interviewing various crew members along the way. Stay tuned for...(read more)

Tune if for 3:45 pm for live video

John Heald's Blog — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:49:50 GMT

Hi Everyone, Stephanie here. Just wanted to let you know that John will not be writing a blog today but at 3:45 pm (EST) there will be live streaming video from John with some of the crew members and some behind the scenes onboard the Carnival Splendor...(read more)

Do You Have a Reservation?

John Heald's Blog — Thu, 13 Nov 2008 22:32:24 GMT

I love food………………I really do. Last night I ate at what some would describe as a “fancy restaurant” and I will explain the point to all this in a moment…………………. But first let...(read more)

Peter Says Goodbye

John Heald's Blog — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 23:53:59 GMT

Bugger… this Facespace thingy has gotten out of control. Stephanie called me yesterday and told me that I have 1,000 friends and hundreds of requests from people who wanted to be my friend and needed a hug. My friend list is increasingly weird ...(read more)

Startea

John Heald's Blog — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:57:42 GMT

Did you see the news today that Starbucks has issued a 97% downturn on their profits from this time last year? …………..wow……………..I wonder why. Has the credit crunch meant that we are now taking a packet...(read more)