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A Marquee Day

John Heald's Blog — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:10:06 GMT

You don’t really get a sense of scale from the pictures — nor do you get an impression of just how colourful and vibrant it is. Designed by a man called Brock, it has an extraordinary blend of fun and presence all with leviathan proportions. It sits on...(read more)

A Halloween Horrod Story….And Yes….It’s True

John Heald's Blog — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 18:01:53 GMT

The bidet is as pointless as the Koala Bear. A Koala bear sleeps for 20 hours a day, only waking up to feed on tasteless eucalyptus leaves, which make it as stoned as a Rastafarian monk. ……….if a Koala Bear could get one of his mates...(read more)

A Parade…..And Someone Who Should Have One

John Heald's Blog — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:04:50 GMT

Normally when I write about my air travels, I talk about the strange people I meet, the rudeness of the airport staff or how flying turns my bottom into a crop duster. On this flight to Philadelphia, though, I only have two positive things to mention...(read more)

Philadelphia Event Information

John Heald's Blog — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 00:41:55 GMT

Here we are in Philadelphia and the whole city is completely nuts. In tomorrow mornings blog I will tell you all about what happened last night as reported by our driver and the hotel staff. One thing I can tell you is if you thought the beach ball thing...(read more)

Credit Me With A Quick Morning Blog

John Heald's Blog — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:22:02 GMT

Two nights ago I went to Publix. I needed to buy some bottled water (I refuse to pay $5 a bottle at the hotel) some toothpaste, a bag of Doritos (I know I shouldn’t) and some extra strength hemorrhoid cream. I paid $21 with my credit card and off...(read more)

A Tribute To Doctor Plastic

John Heald's Blog — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:54:34 GMT

Well, we just finished another two-hour meeting about the Philadelphia thingy and it is going to be something very special. I will chat more about that later but first ……………… let’s talk music. It was decided that we...(read more)