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You’re Fired…..I Nearly Said to Myself by John Heald's Blog

Professor Stephen Hawking knows almost as much as God – but ask him why women will spend a week’s wages on a pair of shoes or read Hello Magazine and watch the blank expression steal across his face. I say this with the greatest respect but Heidi just...

Holland America Line’s President Stein Kruse….And Being a Real Man by John Heald's Blog

This morning while passing through the theatre one of our technicians gave me something that basically looked like a piece of wire… It didn’t appear to be the best gift I’d ever received until he explained what it was for. “It’s so you can connect...

Cruising with Simon by John Heald's Blog

Yesterday, while I was visiting the shipyard I did something which looked ridiculous……….I tried to drive………………a Smart Car. Now I don’t know if you have seen these things in North America yet...

Gift Ideas by John Heald's Blog

As Britney once said in a rare moment of sobriety “whoops, I did it again.”………..just replace the whoops with the word bugger and you have the perfect quote to describe my morning. I did indeed do it again and once more dear...

Eurodam….And Dam Cellular Phones by John Heald's Blog

Some years ago people with egg-shaped heads realised that they should buy a product that had the rest of us laughing when we heard what they had spent their money on ………. they had paid billions of dollars…………...

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