I just want to say………I am straight. I am so straight you could grow blackberrys up me. If you put oil in my bellybutton you could use me as a spirit level.
Now, don’t get me wrong……….I am in no way shape or form homophobic either. If I found a man in my bath, I wouldn’t [...]
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